we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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