he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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