How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
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I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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