White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
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SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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