yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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