apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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