Non-Jews are for practice
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Randomize