careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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