I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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