With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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