I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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