just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
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