dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
we're so committed to being not committed
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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