What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
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he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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