trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Actions speak louder than pants.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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