We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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