yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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