Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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