I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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