You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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