Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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