worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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