It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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