Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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