ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
