How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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