from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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