He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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