Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(760): View more from California

Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

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(909): View more from California

dude i'm inner monologue high

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(301): View more from Maryland

he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water

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(641): View more from Iowa

literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs

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(847): View more from Illinois

eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea

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(319): View more from Iowa

we need to stop having unprotected sex.

(1-319): View more from Iowa

ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.

(1-978): View more from Massachusetts

Did you sleep with him again?

(978): View more from Massachusetts

No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.

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