Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
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There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
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his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis