hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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