OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"