yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
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