there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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