Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
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I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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