I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
what day is it and did you see me today?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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