Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
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Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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