I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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