i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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