I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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