It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
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