I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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