I need help removing her.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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