No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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