Whoa Z and x make the same sound
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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