Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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