So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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