this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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