I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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