Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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