apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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