I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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