Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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