she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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