I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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