I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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