you guys were way drunker than both of me
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
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How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
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