I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
false alarm. still invincible.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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