That's when you crack a 10am beer
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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