But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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