I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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