it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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